Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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