I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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