Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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