Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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