Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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