And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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