Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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