just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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