Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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