I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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