I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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