We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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