Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm bleeding and have questions
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
