Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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