whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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