I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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