She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
This baby is an asshole
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
