You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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