Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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