If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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