Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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