Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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