Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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