She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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