Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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