careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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