just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
