a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I need water and some morals
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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