David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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