so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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