just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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