He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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