So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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