But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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