This girl is more easily done than said...
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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