I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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