Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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