So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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