So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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