There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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