I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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