the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
