i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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