can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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