I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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