he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Randomize
