You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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