You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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