remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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