It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
