Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there was a trapeze. enough said
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
